Weird Al Yankovic may be the king of parodies, but Saturday Night Live's Jay Pharoah is getting to be pretty good!
We've all had at least one bad kiss in life. Luckily, even our worst lip-lock isn't as bad as the one Pharoah – who is famed for his impersonations of Denzel Washington and President Barack Obama – is talking about in his new video for "Bad Kisser."
The video, a parody of Usher's "Good Kisser," is brought to us by Above Average. It kicks off with the comedian behind a drum set flexing his pecks. As the lyrics come in, he begins with a subtle description of the kiss, saying "Don't nobody kiss like you!" Innocent enough, right? Well, not for long.
While those lyrics could very well lead down the path of a passionate make-out session, things take a severe turn when the comic details the breath of his girl at 5:00 a.m. ... "At five in the morning she ain't brushed, so her breath, it smells like sh-t!" Ouch!
He continues explaining the various ways his lady is flat out terrible at kissing: lipstick, too much tongue, ass-mouth and even blood in the grill.
But it appears the internal fight still arises, as the chorus goes, "I don't really wanna diss her. She's had a lot of liquor, but she's such a bad kisser!"
Hmm, decisions! Check out "Bad Kisser" below:
This isn't the first video that the SNL player has dropped. Earlier this summer, the comedian released a spoof of Kanye West's "I Am A God," which Pharoah titled "I Am A Dog."
Watch "I Am A Dog" below and move over to Above Average to watch the rest of Pharoah's videos.© 2017 Mstars News, All rights reserved. Do not reproduce without permission.